This is where you’ll find answers to FAQ, media-related goodies, and other assorted randomness.
It’s cool. They know me here.
I’ve been known to write guest posts and columns in all areas of the interwebz. Here are my favorite places where I’ve been featured in the past:
Can I hire you for copywriting? I do occasionally write copy for awesome people and rad products. You can hit me up via email to propose a project to me. Need some copywriting examples? Check them out here:
Can I link to your posts/content? Dear God, YES! Please feel free to link to me, with proper credit of course. Did you know, every time someone links to this blog, an angel gets a hotpocket?
How can I repost your content? I’ll allow it, but only if you credit me. If you steal my stuff and try to pass it off as your own, I will bring the wrath of the Mighty Cthulhu down upon your head.
Will you guest post on my blog? Maybe! I love doing guest posts when I have time. Head over to my contact page to get in touch and we’ll go from there.
Will you review my product/service/golden amulet of protection on your blog? Totally, if the aforementioned service or product is given to me free of charge. I’m also very honest with my readers about these things, and I’ll give a truthful review and tell them I received the item or service for free. It’s the responsible thing to do.
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